African Tree Hockey

A slang reference to the sport of basketball. Probably stems from the fact that professional basketball players are predominately of African origin and basketball is an exceedingly prominent element of young black culture in America.

See also: nigger ball

Steve: Hey, Tim! I've got two free tickets to go watch the Lakers on tuesday. You in?

Tim: You bet! I love African Tree Hockey!

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Crab Tree Connection

An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.

"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"

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Dank Trees

Them bomb ass weeds. Supersonic hydroponic medical chronic. Therapeutic pain relief.

I'm not feeling so well, you got any dank trees? The DT's?

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Tree Hugger

A man or a woman who's dating someone WAAAAY older than he/she is. Most likely someone with children with his/her husband/wife away. This term came to life through comparing an old tree with a partner the person is having.

Guy: Dude! You're a fucking Tree Hugger! That bitch has 2 kids!

Guy 2: Aww cmon man, the ho's husband's out of town for two weeks! Let's live life to the fullest!

Girl: I'm such a Tree Hugger!

Girl 2: Yes you are.

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are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.

mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.

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one tree hill

The best freaking show EVER!!!! Has some of the hottest guys alive... Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Bryan Greenberg and Tyler Hilton.

You can go fuck yourself if you dont like One Tree Hill!

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Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.