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Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨

scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife

by daddysebastian June 15, 2021


Wife

A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.

I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!

My wife and I are going for mani pedis.

by Mary the best May 02, 2021


wife

A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.

Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.

by CutiePatootiePie April 01, 2025


Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022


Wife

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife

by Epppppiccc_man June 04, 2019


Wife

A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage

My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!

by Seventhstud January 24, 2022


Wife

people that wanna make you deaf

"Dude my wife makes me wanna commit sucuide"

by SensesRequiem March 06, 2024