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it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨
scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife
A gay man will call his best female friend his wife instead of a fag hag.
I am taking my wife to the gay bar tonight for shots and dancing!
My wife and I are going for mani pedis.
A woman you give money to but don't get to sleep with.
Tom: Why are you down today?
Bob: My wife.
Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.
-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.
A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage
My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!
people that wanna make you deaf
"Dude my wife makes me wanna commit sucuide"