alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met

"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."

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pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
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drunk brain

It is when you are so tired, drunk, or drugged, that you brain no longer works or filter out thought. You say whatever you think. No one knows what you are talking about, because your thoughts have no focus.

"Dude, what are you talking about. You must have drunk brain. Go sleep it off."

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.

I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.