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The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.
Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..
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Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
NANTUCKET FUDGE:
When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.
THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:
“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”
“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”
When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.
I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch
A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap
Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.
Last night I ate some fire fudge at the firehouse.
Poo of the sticky brown variety
"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"
"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"
"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."
"i just did"
"don't swear in front of my kid ok"