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When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his butthole and jerks him off the floor. (Animal noises optional)
I am working out so much now that I can upside down buffalo jerk my boyfriend three inches off the ground!
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A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.
I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!
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December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.
"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."
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Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.
Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.
Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".
Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.
Sally: What was it about?
Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.
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Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
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A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.
My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk
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