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An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up
He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.
A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.
That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.
One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
Dan has a passion for fire, whether it's starting them or just nurturing the fire in his heart! He's usually laid back but if you disappoint him too many times, you won't see the fire in his heart, you'll see the one in the reflection of his eyes after setting fire to your home!
Dan, is on FIRE today!
Dan, you don't know who burnt my house down do you?
Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road
Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit
The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
A guy who thought up the cure to cancer, but then forgot it as he got distracted by a Big Mac ad on TV