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Feeling for a Froggy

Feeling around for a flaccid penis in the dark. As the ball's would resemble a frogs legs and the flaccid penis would be the frogs body.

Vicky and I were in bed and she started exploring my body with her hands only to find herself feeling for a froggy in my pants.

by AngryPolishGuy June 25, 2018


Sorry you feel that way

Just the most narcissistic shit...

A retard "Sorry you feel that way."

Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024


Unconscious feelings

Feelings you unconsciously develop for a person over time.

My intention was to only be friends but I developed unconscious feelings over time.

by Zlius January 29, 2021


Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2

*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022

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Lyrical Feeling

when at the casino with your mate u will suddenly have a feeling off your number coming up on the roullete wheel.

this would be called a lyrical feeling

oh give me your chips i have a lyrical feeling num 11 going to come up

by gambler69 April 20, 2012


leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane January 8, 2018


in my feels

When somebody says 'I'm in my feels' it means that they're so distracted with either their feelings, emotions or reality at all, that they do not want to communicate

Friend A: ''Hey dude, what's wrong?''
Friend B: ''Don't talk to me right now, I'm in my feels''

by lost_hoody November 2, 2021