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The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.
I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)
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Natasha Tynes
I see you drinking that coffee when you aint even on break, don't make me go all Natasha Tynes on yo ass like some kinda self righteous bitch !!
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A self hanging wedgie is basically a self wedgie but hanging your undies on something higher then you.
I am doing a self hanging wedgie right now.
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When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
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Bigotry against members of one's own race, also very ignorant
Adrian and Jahmari are exect examples of self hatred.
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a girl named ceci who claims she is a million pounds overweight but is a skinny bitch
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..
one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
did you see that self proclaimed whore ceci the other day? damn her butt was jiggling.
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Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
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