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Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”
“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."
The act of taking a shit.
Johnny: "Where were you sis?"
Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"
an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.
I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.
When two people have an established friendship that might be morphing into something more. No sexual contact but physical contact is exhibited. (A special friend who spends the night, there might be making out and cuddling involved)
Friend: “James and I found ourselves being FWSB’s.”
Me: “FWB’s”
Friend: “No, sis. We are friends with some benefits, we just cuddle and make out but no sex.”
Me: “Ahh, FWSB (friend with some benefits). Got it.”
the act of or placing some penis on an object or person
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