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Back-break syndrome is when a girl ridiculously poses for a photo, putting her hand on her hip, sticking her ass out as far as possible, and bending her spine backward. Sometimes this pose accompanies a peace sign or duck face.
"Look at Gemma, she's posing for a photo like she has Back-break Syndrome. How ridiculous."
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Performing a vertical 69 where a fat woman is lifting the man up.
"Oh shit, that fat bitch is totally gonna do a back breaking torry with me tonight"
Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
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Break up season is around late September through early/mid October. It's obvioisly when most couples break up (hints the name).
My boyfriend and I aren't on good terms, plus it's break-up season.
Many couple end during break up season.
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A method of sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman that, if done correctly, will induce labour.
When Jen was a week late giving birth, Darrick decided it was time to break the wall down, putting her out of her misery.
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When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.
Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!