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Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.

Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.

by Max Biggins October 09, 2020


Hipster

Definitions are to mainstream

Dude, you are such a hipster!

by Foxybitch August 03, 2015


hipster

the people that call themsleves punk bur really aren't and date heroin addicted cokehead girls with unnaturally dyed hair who go to art school and act like 10 year olds and go to venues and eat salads and probably have narcissistic borderline Aspergers.

that hipster wears a keffiyeh and big glasses.

by Tingle Likes Rupees January 17, 2020


hipster

Echo. A girl who hates everything "normal" people love, and loves everything that "normal" people hate. She refuses to conform but is willing to compromise but only if it benefits her.

Wow! Your just like Echo with your style. She is such a hipster.

by hipster original June 10, 2014


hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.

That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.

by PBJ_ok November 18, 2018


hipster

1. a trendy clown
2. a social oxymoron

To become a hipster you need these fancy thick rims and a skrillex haircut to underline your independence

by jnknyfb January 20, 2017


hipster

To qualify as real hipster you need to posses Allan Ginsberg qualities. You need to be a communist, a homosexual and a user of drugs. However by 2012, this term started to be used by mass media and became a synonym for phony normie plebeians who come destroy all things good.

-I'm a hipster
-so you write experimental poetry, salute trotsky and take it up the bum?
-no, i listen to skrillix

by jnknyfb January 20, 2017