Random
Source Code
Random
A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.
Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)
13👍 3👎
A finishing move in sex, occurs when a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, she then proceeds to force the semen out onto his penis and then suck him off.
Guy 1 "...and then after she gave me a RUSSIAN HOT DOG!"
Guy 2 "Tight"
27👍 10👎
When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
12👍 4👎
A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.
"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?
7👍 1👎
A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.
bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!
7👍 1👎
When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
7👍 1👎
Russian Roulette, except 5 chambers are filled with bullets, and one chamber is empty.
Ya get it?
The empty chamber is the one you DON’T want.
Person: what if 2020 is a trailer for 2021?
Other person: Who wants to play a game of Reverse Russian Roulette?
8👍 1👎