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A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!
A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.
That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!
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A warm weather (figuratively and literally) hockey fan who has probably never seen ice outside of a drinking glass. Their frustration with the failure of their local squad has reached a point where their capacity for cognitive thinking is permanently impaired.
"Did you see that call?? The Wings player was clearly using The Force to knock our guy into him causing the interference! The NHL hates us!" - a bitter Sharks fan
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To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.
Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.
"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."
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When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.
Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.
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a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".
Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.
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