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Bakxjsisikdisoe syndrome is a condition used to describe someone who magically senses things with their third sense and comes up to resolve them
Person 1: "I insist that cereal is a soup!"
Person 2: "You dumb fuck! Cereal is poultry!"
Bakxjsisikdisoe: "guys pls chillax"
Person 1 and 2: "Woah bakxjsisikdisoe syndrome"
The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.
Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.
When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.
Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.
Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun
Kylie: We so excited.
Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.
When someone gives you Prii Syndrome you will get a Prius faster than lightning.
Oh shit that guy gave me Prii Syndrome
*RUNS TO THE NEAREST TOYOTA*
GAVIN!!
Procrastinating until the very last chance you have to do a project. Then, while rushing the project to get finished at 2a.m you realize you made a mistake at the beginning and the whole project needs to be redone. Some people call it a clusterfuck. This occurs mostly with fucktards.
Jerome: "Damn bro, last night with the project I caught a bad case of Dalwai Syndrome."
Charlie: "You should get that checked out. How'd you get it this time?"
Jerome: "My time-management was great, but it went out the window since I was banging your girlfriend."
Charlie: "Yeah, that bitch wastes my time too. Wait-"
Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.
Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.
A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.
They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.