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When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore
Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad
Person 2 - Stunad, what?
Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos
Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning
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when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
Kyle gave himself a New Jersey Hot Pack when he got lost in the forest.
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this action involves using the nasal passages as a way of stimulating the penis in order to get it to climax resulting in the penis blowing its load in the recipients lungs which gives the recipient the ability to blow cum or skeet bubbles.
Casey got New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by Dice which resulted in him being the wedding bubble maker.
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A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.
Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.
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The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.
After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.
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"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."
This is the new New Jersey state slogan.
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A spoiled brat rich female that is ONLY good for sex. Usually from Bergen County.
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
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