my little poo-poo book

A paperback novel or small magazine that you usually only read while sitting on the john to leave a shit (I know it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't TAKE a shit, you LEAVE one).

I'm going to bring my little poo-poo book to the bathroom with me while I go drop a stool.

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taking a page out of my book

Attempting to copy or steal someone's idea or mannerism.

He's wearing a red hat like I do, he's taking a page out of my book .

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can't judge a book by its cover

cannot judge something based on appearance

can't judge a book by its cover since we all deserve a chance to know each other without judging based on appearance.

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deep-throat a holy book

An act of shoving a holy book down one's throat (or fingers when typing over the internet).

Amey: I find it fascinating that God is praised for the same ol' world that ever lived and today we blame one another for.

TJay: Your whole diatribe is baseless & not based on the Bible at all.

Amey: I wasn't talking about The Bible.

TJay: Religions per say, are not neccessarily based on the Bible, so blaming God himself for what 'others' say about the Bible, doesn't make their statements true does it!? Here is the the solution: First..READ The ACTUAL BIBLE. Gain therfore HIS thoughts, not mans. And then make your considered opinion.

Amey: Don't deep-throat a holy book unto me.

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Red Book Tragedy

A 4 peice band hailing from East Haven, CT. Including Nick on vocals Brian and Bobby on guitar and Chris on drums. The band broke up in the winter of 2006. Guitarists Brian and Bobby moved on to a band called Seven Second Suicide. In which went though a number of member changes till they changed there name to On The Inhale. On The Inhale ended in summer 2007 were nothing as come about. Each member moved on.

Dude:Did you hear about that band from East Haven?
Ghetto Dude: That red suicide band?
Dude: Ya Red Book Tragedy/Seven Second Suicide?
Ghetto Dude: That band is whack homie!
Dude: Ya but that guitarist and vocalist kick ass tho!

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Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."

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Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.

How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.