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A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.
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The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).
"I want him to lick my nipples!"
"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'
"oops"
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Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
Daddy works a long day
He's coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
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wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.
that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.
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A modified reference to Liu kang's bicycle kick from mortal combat. A sexual bicycle kick is when a female(most commonly but can be reversible with both sexes) is riding the dick when the male is flat on their back and the female does a bicycle kick and gets that dick up in some more
I was fuckin that bitch and she hit a straight Liu kang sexual bicycle kick on the dick.
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the day where you can kick anyone named taylor!
hey do you know what day it is?
no! what is it?
it’s kick taylor day!
awesome let’s go find taylor
A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.
Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?