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A biker with grease under his nails, a need for the road to stretch out in front of him but without a care for destinations. This does not depend on the brand he straddles or even his age.
More often than not you can define them by what they are not. You will not find them hanging around a starbucks, ice cream stand or trendy new spot.
Their bikes will only be put on a trailer by a repo man.
They ride in the rain and snow.
They recognize that OCC, Arlen Ness, Roland Sands and Bourget are great American Artisans... but they don't build anything worth riding.
Look at that dirty Nomad, talk about old school.
It takes a real old school biker to put chains on his tires and make a beer run in a snow storm.
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Heterosexual oral sex given to a male. A traditional style of blow job favored and prevalent in former times.
She gave him an old fashioned.
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The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.
Man 1: "My dad beat me in arm wrestling again..."
Man 2: "Of course, he has old man strength."
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What Homer Simpson's car is made of.
Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"
Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."
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a very sexy person possibly a love interest.
robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there
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In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?
Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
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When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
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