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When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
Im going to french toast your mom!
Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway
Example of Cinnamon Toast George:
Patient: When is my doctor coming?
Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*
Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?
Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)
"Baby you're such a toast potato."
A sandwich of the open faced variety
"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"
When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?