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The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"
A miserable little pile of secrets.
"What is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"
A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY
e.g.1
Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!
Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!
e.g. 2
Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy
Bro 2: whachuuu mean?
Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn
Appearance:
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,
Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.
Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.
Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others
Review
Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,
SCORE
13/17
A Man, is a force of nature, a symbol, a man is power, strength, masculinity, all things good and perfect... basically the opposite of a woman
Also we got the childmaker tool
Women be like: I don't have that, unlike a man
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Dracula: "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!
"What is a man?"