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1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.
2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.
2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
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An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
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Get the fuck outta here with your racist comments! You lice infested Cum Roach
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The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.
I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!
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The act of expelling semen out of ones anus after the partners ejaculates into said anus.
"Wow bitch that was some crazy anal sex! Now Cum With The Wind!!!!"
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When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well
I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!
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When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
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