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THE SWEETEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
“You are such an Evan”
“Stawp you are so Evan”
The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.
“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”
A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog
evan is overall a lovely person
To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”
“Oh no stfu evan”
To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.
“Hey is that a garbage can?”
“Nope thats just evan”