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A dick a big it makes the girl scream
Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful
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Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?
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Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana
Damn he hes portuguese. His portuguese Penis is huge!
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The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
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A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.
After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.
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A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.
I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!
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The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.
Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon
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