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J-Lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While, her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

by liliamet September 19, 2003

57πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Juicy J

The act of shitting on someone after taking a dick up the ass.

Don't make me pull a Juicy J on you when you pull out bitch!

by GEOOOOFREY September 11, 2013

68πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008

11πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


J Cole

Probably the 'shittiest' rapper of all time, next to Lil Wayne maybe.

J Cole: They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit
J Cole: These niggas thinking they the shit, and they ain't even farted yet
J Cole: You the shit only cause I digested you niggas
J Cole: I'm the shit, you the stools
J Cole: I let you feel like you're the shit, but boy, you can't out-fart me
J Cole: Potty train niggas, this that teach you how to shit

John: Damn J Cole is fucking shit!
Bob: Yes he is a shitty rapper.
John: he's still better than kendrick though
Bob: Obviously

J Cole is still the shit to me

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

20πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


J-bag

1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.

2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.

3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.

4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.

5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.

6. Someone who can only talk about himself.

7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.

8. Someone who flirts with his sister…

9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.

10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.

11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.

12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.

That J-bag tried to insult me and only made himself sound stupid.

by FuckRunescapeForever99 March 31, 2011

77πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

22πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


J Ho

getting extremely drunk and doing ridiculous things such as peeing in the corner of a night club
breaking into a random jeep and sleeping there
puking in the corner of a busy pub at 8:30pm
pissing himself from beingso drunk but still manages to have sex with 2 girls at once

1st person: did you hear what J Ho did last night
Homosexual with a lisp: why yes he pissed himself then had sex with 2 girls

by The J Ho November 24, 2007

22πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž