Honey Badger Don't Care

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

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Don't even worry about it

1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do

Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!

Me: Don't even worry about it.

Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.

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don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

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That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

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Don't Tase Me, Bro!

In reference to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the Univervisy of Florida. Synonymous with "get off my case" or "give me a break." If someone is bustin' your balls, and you want them to lay off.

Mike: "Hey man, you sure are a dumbass for fucking it up with that hot chick last night.

Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"

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Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

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don't gimme brick

replaces the overused phrase: "we're all friends here"; a rebuttal to an outta whack request

Request: I drank so much last night, I yakked everywhere. Clean it up.
Reply: Don't gimme brick.

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