i have a basketball game tomorrow

I have shoe game and everything

My names Trey, and I have a basketball game tomorrow

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I don't have any gum

The biggest lie in history
EVER.

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.

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you dont have to be single!!!

in other words, cheat and be a person with more than one partner

y'know what it's like

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does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

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bitch better have my money!

What a pimp says (to himself and others) when he's on his way to collect money from his hookers.

Hooker: Where ya goin', honey?
Pimp: I'm on my way to Krystal's! That bitch better have my money!

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I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

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Are do you have the big gay?

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay

Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

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