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An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)
Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.
Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
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It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.
I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.
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A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.
"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."
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The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.
They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.
1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5
The actual combo though it this.
1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.
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When old person(s) are aflame.
Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up!
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Historically the nickname for The New York Times; now often used with a disparaging tone.
The Wall Street Journal is edited for those who run the world; the WaPo is edited for those who think they run the world; the Old Gray Lady is edited for those who think they should run the world.
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Down the old Gregory comes from the cockney rhyming slang, 'Gregory Peck', meaning neck. So down the 'old Gregory' simply means down your neck. It's most commonly used when referring to drinks.
Get that pint down the old gregory mate
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