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The "Zator Reverse" is a technique developed by a traveling band of beautiful Polish gypsies.
It is an act which supplants the techniques of beauty and seduction to ensnare unsuspecting victims into a great state of happiness, only to leave the person downtrodden and wanting.
Often, the victims experience great pangs of personal doubt, insecurity, and/or financial loss.
On one especially damaging occasion, a Zator gypsie stood naked in a park, waving and smiling at those passing. When an officer arrived to remove her from the park, she first convinced him to mount her upon the closest tree, and pleasure her in great earnest prior to her arrest. During such pleasuring, the remaining members of the woman's band snuck behind the man and stold his wallet, gun, and pants, and effectively performing the Zator Reverse.
The officer, being unable to comprehend or cope with the sense of loss upon realizing his situation, became a homosexual and moved to Rimrose, Kentucky.
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A Supper that friends throw for you when you're celebrating a divorce.
Friday night we're throwing a Reversal Supper for Randy at his house. Since his divorce was finalized, he no longer has a table and dishes, so we'll be ordering pizza.
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It's the logical opposite of the regular houdini (when you're doing a girl from behind and spit on her back, she turns around and you blow a load on her face). With the reverse houdini, however, you actually do come on her back, but when she turns around, you spit on her face!
Bammm! you just got reverse houdinid biatch!
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The opposite of a Bandwagon Jumper. As opposed to cheering for a popular team or team that is having huge success, the Reverse Bandwagoner begins hating said team.
Me: Man, I hate the Indianapolis Colts.
My Brother: I guess that makes you a Reverse Bandwagoner
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A sexual position, whereby the receiver lays on their stomach, arms extended together above the head, legs extended together. The giver straddles the receiver just below the ass and slides the cock in. Then, feet are extended down to the receiver's feet and use their feet to push off, increasing the thrusting into the receiver.
Babe, when you used the reverse pogo, I came multiple times!
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When you dont like a sports team because too many people like them.
Since many people jumped on the bandwagon when Lebron James went to South Beach i am now riding the reverse bandwagon and hate miami.
examples of teams. Miami Heat, New York Yankees, New England Patriots, and other high market teams who buy players.
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The "Stranger" is a sex act, whereby a person sits on his hand until it is numb before masturbating, so that it will feel as though someone else is giving him a handjob.
The "Reverse Stranger" is the act of sitting on your own genitals until they are numb, so that when you masturbate it feels like you are pleasuring another person.
Doing the "Reverse Stranger" can lead to acute thrombosis.
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