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snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023


Mauba Snap

When someone sends you a snap of literally nothing. A wall picture or a black screen.

“He just sent me a Mauba Snap!”

“He must not be interested in you.”

by KoshoKS November 17, 2022


Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

I just burned you, what are you gonna do about it

Person1: u ugly
Person2: not as ugly as you! Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma

Person1: bruh

by Nubnoob9 February 27, 2023


SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat April 16, 2011


fuck snap

To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!

To fuck snap is to put the “yeah” in “fuck yeah!”

by Bad C dev November 15, 2024


snap verify

To verify that you are not a catfish online by providing pictures known as "snaps" via snapchat. This practice is most commonly used among dating app users and is often put in users' bios.

Must snap verify for meetup

by JustAnotherPeagle February 04, 2023


snap a twig

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

by dennykins August 24, 2017