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A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.
- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?
- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!
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a lame "metal" band from timmins ontario. lead member of the group thinking he is an evil dictator, and likes to call himself "Shitler". shitler is an egotistical jackass. Also consisting of another member who tries to act like the aforementioned evil dicator, AKA Mini Shitler. AKA Rateus Weasle Sanchez. the group always contains a philipino who cant stick up for what he actually belives in, and some ugly 14 year old boy with long hair and ecko shoes.
did you hear the new 30 years too late song? turns out shitler's ego is so big that they are now taking over the world.
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A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
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It means a kid who is bad at pvp and always swear when they rage.
Kid: Oh fuck! You fuck ur mom! 09P!
09P: lmao, are you 9 years old?
Kid: stfu! U scroob!
09P: I swears like u when I’m a 9 years old kid
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Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!
"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"
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The annoying type of immature girl that is high on hormones. They are easily identifiable. You know a girl that's 11 years old when (in a stereotypical view):
-You see her always with her friends
-She holds hands and/or links elbows with her friends
-Asks for Facebook all the time
-Internet begins to infect her
-Develops an addiction to pink and sparkles
-Begins to hate school more than ever
-Wears BFF shirts and bracelets and has too many sleepovers
-Has highlights in her hair and wears furry boots
-Kind of gets bratty
-CHOCOLATE.
-"Eww!"
-Hates boys
-Addiction to Twilight
-Squeals too much
I saw a pair of 11-Year-Old Girls last night at the ice skating rink. I couldn't be there for a whole minute, that's how annoying they are. Ugh.
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An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
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