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Someone that thinks they are tougher than anybody else.
The guy/girl was too rough to be true.
One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.
A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.
"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"
When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...
Pants that hang low or are sagging.
Dan: Where'ed you get those Too Weakers.
Boliver: I got um over at Echo unlimited
Theres no such thing. And the fact that you are looking this up on Urban Dictionary shows this is not a problem that you will ever have to worry about.
Your Girlfriend: Hey Babe! Your best friends dick pics just got leaked and look its 10 inches!
You: Damn, thats wayyy too big tho right?
Your Girlfriend: Uhhh….
A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.
Sometimes it's good to bask in what someone else did right, even if they got too big for you and they think you're slow or stupid now.