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pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 6, 2010


baseball pants

God’s gift to all girls.

Baseball pants are like yoga pants for girls.

by 12431 February 6, 2019


Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 3, 2011


wazz pants

when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.

girl1: you are such a whore

girl2: well you are a wazz pants

by phanillioninosaur January 1, 2016


pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022


pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009


pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015