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the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.
LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!
When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.
Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.
Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.
Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons
George W. Bush is a purple cobra
Purple Man is someone who doesn't take sides. They rep for both the bloods, and the crips.
Andreas: Eh jason, who you reppin, bloods or crips?
Jason: I'm a Purple Man, I reppin for both the bloods, and crips, yo.
Purple Rain is a sexual act much like a Golden Shower, except the woman committing this act is on her period.
Guy at pornography store - "Excuse me, does this film have any Golden Shower scenes in it?"
Video clerk - " No bro but it has a crazy Purple Rain scene in it!"
Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.
Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!
Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.
No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.
Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.