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the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.
LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!
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When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.
Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.
Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.
Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
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One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons
George W. Bush is a purple cobra
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Purple Man is someone who doesn't take sides. They rep for both the bloods, and the crips.
Andreas: Eh jason, who you reppin, bloods or crips?
Jason: I'm a Purple Man, I reppin for both the bloods, and crips, yo.
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Purple Rain is a sexual act much like a Golden Shower, except the woman committing this act is on her period.
Guy at pornography store - "Excuse me, does this film have any Golden Shower scenes in it?"
Video clerk - " No bro but it has a crazy Purple Rain scene in it!"
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Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.
Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!
Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.
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No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.
Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.
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