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I do what I want

"I do what I want" Is something said by someone who does what they want, that person is probably superior to the people around them.

Q: when are you going to clean your room
A: I do what I want

by Grouchy Buddha March 3, 2023


I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020


I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.

I could die for you
Oh this life i choose

by Jojofag_ October 15, 2019


In this TED talk I will...

Used when making a rant as a sarcastic joke but not really wanting to type the whole thing out.

"Ryan from HSM actually liked Zeke, In this TED talk I will..."

by shakespearean_sonnet April 14, 2021


Until I Cadillac

Heard the phrase in ZZ TOP Song. I thought it meant he will ride the bus until he gets his Cadillac and drives himself. But could mean he will never drive Cadillac is euphemism for hearse . Usually a cadillac.

I'll be riding on that bus until I Cadillac.

by cdltpx February 12, 2021


I-trapped

When you are owning multiple 'Apple' devices and now you have become so much dependent to the ever increasing 'Apple' ecosystem, that even thinking of switching to any other electronic device (like Android) makes you feel trapped in a world, where escaping from it comes with a hefty price.

After owning an Iphone, an Apple watch, an Apple Ipad and thinking of switching to Samsung, makes me feel I-trapped.

by mowgli96 April 26, 2021


I-trapped

When you own muliple 'Apple' devices and you have become so much accustomed to the ever increasing Apple Ecosystem that even thinking of switching to a new 'Non Apple' device makes you feel trapped and

you realise escaping out of it comes with a hefty price.

After owning an Iphone, an Ipad, an Apple watch and an Apple credit card and thinking of switching to Samsung makes Bob feel I-trapped.

by mowgli96 April 27, 2021