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One who frequently uses sarcasm.
Person A: Hey how is that sammich brah?
Person B: Oh, just great, I LOVE moldy cheese.
Person A: You don't have to be a Sarcasm Dragon man...
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The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.
*People are looking at a burning building*
Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
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The opposite of sarcasm; being completely serious and taking what others say ironically as being completely serious. Often used to comedic effect or as a defense against sarcasm.
"I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." (Sarcasm)
"Oh, good. I was worried for a moment." (Anti sarcasm)
(n) any device indicated purely literally, by a change in vocal tone, by a motion, or by an actual tangible object (e.g. a flag) that denotes that the statement(s) made were done so sarcastically and not to be taken literally, often used retrospectively where the notion of sarcasm was lost due to medium of communication or ignorance on behalf of the listeners
I should have raised my sarcasm flag when I told him that he should sleep with my girlfriend.
See sarcasmometer.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
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When reading a book on sexual relations of the homosexual variety maybe confused with the word orgasm
After several minutes of heavy use Jevees had multiple sarcasms.
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When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh
E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
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