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When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
a stew that was accidentally undercooked and ends up with everything being all hard and crunchy instead of soft and mushy. Usually looks really good until you take the first bite.
Husband: Hey, that stew looks great!
Wife: Here, try some.
Husband: Aww shit, you made disappointment stew!
A sexual revenge act
When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.
When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.
this is when you start dating someone and it all seems pretty amazing or when you have been in a hard luck place and something happens to improve you situation. In the end however just when you think your are headed toward your happily ever after everything comes crashing down.
I started dating this great man. He was courteous, handsome, sweet, sexy and smart. It had been months and months, then I found out he was married. It was a total Disney disappointment.
When you run into a wall with a boner and your stomach hits the wall first, then your nose and feet.
The Fat Man Jim experienced Utter Disappointment this morning after seeing a hot chick outside and decided to give the myth a try and cried all day.
Some shitty mountain in Australia that when someone climbed up it they were Israeli Christmassed.
1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
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