gravity attack

Halarious game. In a public place one person shouts 'gravity attack' and everyone in that place immeatiatly falls to the ground and screams. Good for school and work places to have some fun! Simple but funny.

Guy 1: *shouting* GRAVITY ATTACK !!

*everyone falls to the ground and screams*

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shart attack

that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.

"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."

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Cocaine Attack

Cocaine Attack- the best sex with a Caucasian Woman that makes your body numb, shake, or shiver upon a sexual impulse and or thought.

Last Friday with Goldie was epic, oh shit I'm having a cocaine attack.

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Backside Attack

1) The SN2 mechanism in which the nucleophile attacks the alpha carbon from a direction directly opposite to the C-LG bond. Results in inversion of stereochemical configuration.

2) When attacking a loved one from the back side

1) Wow that strong nucleophile caused one hell of a backside attack.

2) John: dude i went for the back side attack last night
Joe: Howd it go
John: Lets not go there.....

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Soviet Attack

A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.

The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.

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Panic Attack

The absolute worst possible feeling a person can ever experience. Period. Basically having a panic attack feels like impending doom even though absolutely nothing can be going wrong in the outside world. Symptoms include, but are certainly not limited to:

Intense Anxiety/fear
Dizziness
Tingling sensation
Fear of heart stopping
Tunnel Vision
Spinning/Spiraling sensation when you close your eyes
Throat/airway constricting
Heart palpitations
Pounding/racing heart/thoughts
Sweating

Basically, it just majorly sucks balls to go through a (real) panic attack. Panic attacks are one of the most misunderstood terms in today's vocabulary. Commonly in today's society people will make the statement "I'm having a panic attack because I have so much work/school/other issues to think about", this of course is not true, because someone who is going through a panic attack is literally so scared they can't even speak. It is actually a mental disorder that should be treated immediately because literally NO ONE deserves to feel this shitty.

See "Hell"

If I met the man who murdered my grandmother, and had the option of making him experience panic attacks as punishment, I don't think I would. Literally crushing his nuts with 2 bricks would be a less severe punishment

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[Lazy Attack]

To attack another person by collapsing on that person causing you to put your entire weight on the person.

J-money just lazy attacked me, it like fighting a snorlax.
If snorlax did not know how to use lazy attack then he would not be a rare pokemon.

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