Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

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baconate

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.

"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"

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Baconism

the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.

ALL HAIL BACONISM

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Baconator

Synonym for good or awesome. Anything cool, great or just better than everything else.

Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!

Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.

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The Bacon

When something is so good, it can only be described as 'the bacon' relating to how good bacon is.

'Wow that film was the bacon!'

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bacon

or it could just be food...

I loveses my bacon.

Sarah: God. I love bacon.
Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.

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bacon

Tastiest substance in our known universe

Also derogatory for cop

(Tim eats some bacon, looks off to the right, falls down due to the orgasmical event of eating bacon)
Bob: Shit are you ok? (eats some bacon(joins Tim))

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