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A “melted candle”
A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.
A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.
In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.
Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
Went on a Tinder with a Melted Candle last night - smash and dashed - she was on a Hen Party
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Of a male, engaged in the act of masturbation .
Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...
*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
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The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.
Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking
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The pinnacle of very dangerous pyrotechnics.
It's fireworks that you HOLD IN YOUR HAND!
It's a Roman Candle!
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1) A store featuring the best candles on the market
2) My future workplace
"Omg is that a yankee candle? They smell amazing!"
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A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
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You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear
Whats ear candling?
He left his load in my ear, Patricia.
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