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1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.
2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.
I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.
By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.
Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.
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the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
your fucking god is a faggot.
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Guy 1: have you read the bible?
Guy 2: no, its complete bullshit
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The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.
Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
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Having coitus on a pile of Bibles, or using a Bible as a phallus for intercourse.
If bibling goes well for us, then our relationship is right with the Lord.
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A book used in a field of work that relies solely on the text in the book.
The Kama Sutra is the Sex Bible.
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some type of plant or something
wow, look at that bible next to the roses!
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