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Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.
As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.
The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito
Bro, Gertrude came over last night and I gave her the ‘flying burrito’
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A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.
There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring
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The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.
Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.
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the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.
Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.
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What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.
Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!
Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.
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When a girl has so many different sexual fetish qualities and desires that will appeal to many.
Dude, she's a bi-sexual red-head that's into spanking and leather. She's a fetish burrito.
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