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desperate houswives

the best show ever.
amazing plot
funnnnyyyy. :
good storylines
awsome

desperate houswives is the best show i've ever seen

by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 29, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


desperate housewives

A phenomenon of a show.
It revolves around a group of female housewives.
Susan, being one of them, is a divorced single mother who is in love with her plumber. Susan later finds out the plumber is a murderer, but accepts that he did it in self-defense.
Lynette, being the most boring character in the show, is a housewive with 3 or 4 kids that she can't control.
Bree is another housewive. She and her husband are fighting lots and stuff, but they get over it, but then her husband dies. Boohoo.
Gabriel Solis, who is without a doubt one of the most sexiest womanses I've ever seen, is an adulterinator. She cheats on her husband with her gardener, and may have gotten pregnant from him.
Edie Britt is probably the ugliest of the group, next to Bree, but is all pop-uh-ler because she's got large fake breasts. Oh, and she's the whore of the town.
These are only some of the characters from this awesome show, which gets better with each coming episode.

Hell, I'm 12 and I love it.

Dem desprate houswives shur be hawt.

by Tookar May 26, 2005

139๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


Desperate Housewives

verb - the act of married women having affairs with teenage boys. As seen in the popular television show on ABC, Desperate Housewives. Such as the relationship between Gabrielle Solis and her Gardener, John Rowland.

"Dude, your mom so wants to Desperate Housewives me. She grabbed my hand, gave me a hug, and everything. It's just too bad she's not a MILF."

by SurferBoy June 18, 2005

100๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


desperate housewives

BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DH defies any other despcription.

"Desperate Housewives is the BEST SHOW EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by half of the foursome May 8, 2007

65๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Desperately Cute

One who is horny or wants to have sex but does it in a cute way or atleast isn't begging for it.

Pink: MAN! babe i was praying that you wouldn't come on your period... just hold off until Sunday...but Dag! i guess its just not the time for us yet..

Twink: Aww that was so desperately cute !

by Cheeseburger Lips November 12, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


desperate housewives

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young (Brenda Strong) . it's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated P.O.V.

Her small circle of girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash. and so messy. There's Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher), the divorcee and single mom who will go to extraordinary lengths for love; Lynette Scavo (Felicity Huffman), the ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as the mother of four unmanageable kids; Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross), the Martha Stewart on steroids, whose family is about to mutiny; and Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted - a rich husband, a big house - so what is she doing with John, the 17-year-old gardener (Jesse Metcalfe)? And there are her neighbors, including serial divorcee Edie Britt (Nicollette Sheridan), whose romantic conquests have everyone buzzing.

Then there are the men: Hunky new neighbor Mike Delfino (James Denton), a supposedly widowed plumber who has Susan and Edie vying for his attention; Rex Van De Kamp (Steven Culp), who's just told Bree he wants a divorce; Gabrielle's better half, Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira), who figures he bought his wife a $15,000 diamond necklace, so she should do whatever he tells her; as for Mary Alice's newly-widowed husband, Paul (Mark Moses), there must be a reason why he's acting so suspiciously - and why he's digging up the pool in the middle of the night!

From her unique vantage point, Mary Alice sees more now than she ever did alive, and she's planning to share all the delicious secrets that hide behind every neighbor's closed door in this seemingly perfect American suburb.

A primetime soap with a truly contemporary take on "happily every after," this new hour- long drama takes a darkly comedic look at suburbia, where the secret lives of housewives aren't always what they seem.

by DanielTV May 29, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

by luckydespot June 23, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž