dining hall dash

the subsequent jog or full on sprint on the way back to your dorm room from the dining hall due to a sudden and serious urge to make a bowel movement onset by the meal that you just finished eating.

Dude A: "Hey man why are you runnin so fast back to the dorm? I thought we were going to stop at the library?"

Dude B: "Dude i gotta dining hall dash! Those beefy nachos are gonna make me squirt!"

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dine n ditch

eating at a restaurant and leaving without paying the check

Yesterday we went did a dine n ditch at Perkins!

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lakeside dining hall

Shitty-ass food

Lakeside Dining Hall-

Jim: "Hey did you get diarrhea from that Lakeside food?"
Harry: "Yes."

Fine dining pussy

When you wanna get the best puss out there you get some fine dinin pussy

Yo bro I just ate some fine dining pussy

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dining philosophers

When two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life.

I went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers.

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wine dine & 209

when someone you are dating turns into a stalker and you file a 209a restraining order

1.Gf: "he's a stalker, his last gf had to wine dine & 209 him"

2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"

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THE DINE AND DASH GANG

The Dine And Dash Gang - WHERE FORMED IN 2004 BY 3 HUNGRY AND SKINT LADS, WHILE ON A LITTLE TRIP TO GALWAY. THE MANY RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE SUFFERD THE PAIN OF THE DINE AND DASH GANG WILL HAVE NOTICED THE LOGO OF A STICK MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM A RESTAURANT. LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE GANGS FAMOUS TECHNIQUES.

1. THE CIGARETTE EXCUSE, THIS IS WHERE ONE MEMBER IS LEFT IN THE RESTAURANT AND ASKS THE WAITRESS IF IT IS OK TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!

2. THE FINAL INSULT, THIS IS 1 THAT HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY. THIS IS WHERE 1 MEMBER RECIEVES THE BILL WHILE THE OTHERS WAIT OUTSIDE HE WALKS OVER TO THE BAR TO PAY, LOOKS OVER IN HIS WALLET INFRONT OF THE BAR MAN ON THE TILL AND SAYS LOUDLY "SHIT" AND BLATENLY RUNS OUT.

THE OUTDOOR JOB, THIS IS A TECHNIQUE MOST AMATEURS USE. SIMPLY EAT OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT SO YOU CANT CLEARY BE SEEN BYWAITER AND ON DEPARTURE BEFORE RUNNING YOU MUST SHOUT OUT SOMETHING LOUD TO DRAW THE WAITERS ATTENION AS THIS PROVIDES A BETTER ADRENALIN RUSH WHILE RUNNING AS YOU MAY RECIEVE A CHASE!! d+d+g

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