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A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others
That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant
A response when you have no other come backs
Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"
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When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
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Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.
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A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.
called a shit eating grin because:
if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.
"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."
After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.
person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."
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1. A huge smile that shit eaters can't stand(aka people who take themselves too seriously) When a serious butthurt occurs followed by a SEG said "victim" often flees to Urban Dictionary to bitch and moan about SEG's or someone wearing one. These whiners are often on the wrong end of the stick(no pun intended) and are too dull to grasp that their bitching only intensifies the "shittiness" of the grin. Naturally humiliation of the "victim" is in direct correlation to the "shittiness" of the grin.
In any situation it's best to be the person wearing a shit eating grin as opposed to the person who just ate shit. The person wearing the shit eating grin possesses both self-control and inner contentment concerning present circumstances. (possibly but not always at someone's expense) .
Many women love a shit eating grin, as it expresses the mystery of inner laughter as well as a completely unabashed authenticity regarding another person. All without blabbing on about some bullshit she probably doesn't care about.
A shit eating grin is one of the most powerful/sexy smiles in the world when expressed correctly.
Shit eating Jim and Butthurt Tom are walking on the sidewalk when Tom slips on a banana peal and falls on his ass. Jim flashes an enormous shit eating grin.
T: Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!
J: What grin?(while still smiling)
T: (silent)
J: (normal face) Alright Tom get up let's go.
T: No!!!! I'm going to go home and write an article about how butthurt your smile makes me feel!!!
J: (grins) o.k. Tom you do that.
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A grin which someone crazy enough to be eating shit and be deliriously happy about it would have on their face.
I told Jimmy to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face before I smashed it into a pulp.
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