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Gym Posers. Females who only go to the gym to hook-up with guys. Donning revealing attire, full makeup and perfume, they do 15 minutes of cardio (so as not to sweat too much), freshen up in the locker room, then pose on one machine facing the free-weight room for at least 30 minutes. Usually travel in packs of 2 to 4.
Those gp's have been hogging that machine for nearly an hour now.
Omg I nearly choked when I walked through those gp's perfume cloud.
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The ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet.
I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.
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Someone so reliant on their car GPS system that they use it even though they know the route. Some people are so reliant they need their GPS to find their way out of their driveway. Those who become severely addicted may eventually lose their sense of direction entirely.
"My dad's such a GPS-tard that he uses it when he goes to the wallmart."
"Who's that GPS-tard holding up traffic?" ...HONK
GP stands for Gray Powell the guy who got drunk and lost the latest (2010) iPhone prototype. Major tech sites got hold of the piece somehow, ripped it apart and splashed its pictures all over the internet
Did you check out the video of iPhone GP ? its cool, I'll buy one this June.
A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.
Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!
I was getting it on with this chick and I came across her GPS and just couldn't do it.
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