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This boy is a fucking fuckboy on all fucking means. He thinks his dick is big when it is indeed NOT. He is SHIT in bed and he will play with your heart. He ain't nothing but a damn bottom. NEXT. Don't date a small dick boy named Gage.
Veronica: "You dated Gage?"
Elizabeth: " Yup , and his dick is real SMALL"
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One of the worst names possible for a human male. Like who the fuck names their child Gage. Like why???
The name Gage is even worse than Tanner somehow
Me: If I ever meet somebody named Gage I WILL hate them unconditionally because Gage is just such a terrible name. *shudders*
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When the creator of a message board fucks up and makes it crash.
Why does the board always get Gaged?
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a name given to a god among men. he has so many abs of steel, that the common human cannot count them. some say that when he sings, he takes the shape of a unicorn. he is desired by every woman, especially ones with unusually small breasts.
Guy: Gage, dude, why do date that small breasted girl?
Gage: I don't know. Let's count my abs.
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-nice guy who listens, and does for others.
-very shy if he doesnt know you.
-understanding
he was being so gage around you today.
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from Louis Armstrong's autobiography:
Speaking of 1931 - we did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected gage. That was our cute little name for marijuana, and it was a misdemeanor in those days. Much different from the pressure and charges the law lays on a guy who smokes pot - a later name for the same thing which is cute to hear nowadays. We always looked at pot as a sort of medicine, a cheap drunk and with much better thoughts than one that's full of liquor. But with the penalties that came, I for one had to put it down though the respect for it (gage) will stay with me forever. I have every reason to say these words and am proud to say them. From experience.
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