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A stupid fucken whore that got her ugly ass dumped by my man Joel madden the only reason he went out with her was because he felt sorry for her stupid ass I fucken hate her props to everyone else that hates her too!
out of 6 pages of dissing that fake-ass dumb blonde onle 3 ppl actually like her
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a bitch that can't help but help me stop lindsay lohan, hilary duff is a sweet inicent littel teen and thats whyi hate her, she makes people think that she's so much better than lindsay but the truth is is that they'er both pathetic
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person1:hey have u herd that hillary duff and lindsay lohan r having a total cat fight
person2:ya i don't rely care as long as it totaly ruens ther whole singing and acting reputation
person 1:rely u feel that way ,thats funny
person2:why?
person1:cuz thats exactly how i feel
person2:cool
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When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.
Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
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A blonde skank who can't sing or act and is only popular because she made out with aaron carter.
HiLaRy SUCKS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!
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Breast implants, "goody-goody": bullshit, lip-syncs, Lindsay Lohan
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When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next
Hilary Duff is a fat bitch who is a complete slut. Have you seen her with condoms in her purse? I don't wanna know who's doing her, but I just hope they don't get fat girl rabies.She's 145 pounds of bad singing. BAD SINGING. Like, my ears bleed. agghhhhh!!!!
little girl: mommy, can you buy me one of these? (looking at condoms)
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.
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