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A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.
Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.
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a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).
"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?.
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".
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A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.
Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.
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-Everyone's a bloody politician.
-Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker.
-Everything is powerful hi.
-Everyone says hi after every scentence.
-It always rains.
-You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.)
-Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life.
-Guinness tastes better here.
-Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps.
-Alcohol is cheap as fuck.
-We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt.
-It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats.
-Will Grigg is our superhero.
-Popular songs include:
-Will Grigg's on Fire.
-We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland.
-The Sash.
-I tell me ma.
-Wagon Wheel.
-Anything by Justin Bieber.
-No pope in Rome.
Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like?
NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg.
Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.
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A country on the island of Ireland with the capital city being Dublin and having 4 provinces, Connaught, Munster, Lienster, and Ulster. It has 4 million citizens and over 30 million abroad. It is where leprechauns are from and St. Patrick lived there, but he wasn't born there. Alot of people there drink beer.
I lived in the Republic of Ireland
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From what I've seen and heard, Northern Ireland is the Eastern Kentucky of Europe. Baisically what I've heard is there are people who think it's full of loons, crackheads, drunks, etc. but No. Lay off.
I can't think of an example. The only reason I typed in Northern Ireland on urban dictionary is it's where my family originally came from and my favorite actor lives there.
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the best wee country in da world
we have sum awesome words nd songs like:
craic
banter
ulster til we die
u r my davis my only davis
not brazil we're northern ireland
norn iron
so dont dis r country, we may be nt that gd at football, rugby, or really and other sport but we have spirit and loyalty
so im definately
ULSTER TIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 wat da craic
2 u missed a load a banter last nyt
(both common northern ireland sayins)
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