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Is a man that loves skibiti toilet to the ends of the earth
You're such an Israel.
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Lie: israel (n.) negative context.
@Thatlawyermom said: if you repeat lie enough times, it becomes israel.
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Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.
Also a very beautiful country.
Israel is true home of Jewish people.
Every Jew is connected to Israel through his or her ancestry.
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1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok
Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao
(Later…)
Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.
The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.
A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.
A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!
Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
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1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East
A Big Retarded Cuck -
Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -
Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
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I am israel.
In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.
My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.
Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.
In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.
I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
I am israel.
I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.
I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.
I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.
I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.