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Judaea

A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.

"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."

"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"

by Lampey March 9, 2014

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CAMP JUDAEA

Camp Judaea is the best place ever. It has the prettiest cotton candy sunsets over the ampitheater at night, and the cutest bunnies that come out from the bushes in the new village. The people are awesome, and CJ friends are lifelong friends! Every day at CJ is a new lifelong memory to be cherished. Nobody ever gets homesick, because 28792 is home. Keep the old cheers and leave the new israeli ones that the scouts made up far, far away. Mr Whiskers, the staff hot tub, the girl in the white dress, and so many more tales are true.

WE ARE VERY TINY, AND WE ARE RISHONIM
THIS IS OFFIE TERRITORY
YOU CAN'T RIDE IN MY LITTLE RED WAGON
JUMP, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
UH, WE KNOW WE'RE SEXYYYY
CAUSE WHEN WE YELL WE YELL LIKE HELL
SHAA NA NA NA NA

MYYY BACKS BREAKING MY BELTS TOO TIGHT MY HIPS SHAKE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

CAMP JUDAEA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH

by nerdo10101 November 8, 2018


young judaea

Zionist Youth Group based in America. Sponsored by Hadassah
Well known for its members being the most horny jews in America

Seth: Yo man i just came back from that young Judaea convention
Dan:oh did u get some of that shnookie shnookie
Seth: Hell yea i went to 11th base!

by Daniel Karell May 17, 2007

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Camp Judaea

a place where counselors are hornier than the chanichim.

camp judaea;
Jon: yo did you get with ashley last night?
Nick: Nah papo, I had shmira

by jdjdjd August 25, 2016

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Judaea

He is the most handsome person ever, He might not think it fully but everyone stares. He might think people have a problem when they stare but really they just like what they see even tho he has a girlfriend that he loves and is loyal to he can be a flirt. ZAHNYLA GON BEAT HIS A$$ IF HE CHEATS but other than that hes a kind hearted boy who is always there for people.

"judaea is so handsome"
"i wish i was him"
"judaea is so funny"

by ANYYGLE April 18, 2023